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Other Lands Have Dreams: From Baghdad to Pekin Prison by KATHY KELLY ![]() Today's Stories May 14 / 15, 2005 Alexander
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of the Day May 12, 2005 Paul
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Avnery Greg
Moses Carolyn
Baker Pat
Williams William
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Random Gary
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May 11, 2005 Patrick
Cockburn Kevin
Zeese Christopher
Brauchli Zalman
Amit Robert
Shull Mike
Whitney Dr.
Teresa Whitehurst Norman
Solomon
May 10, 2005 Richard
Drayton Dave
Zirin Jackie
Corr Dave
Lindorff Michael
Donnelly Reza
Fiyouzat Scott
Parkin Stephen
Babcock Alan
Farago Michael
Neumann Website
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May 9, 2005 Louis
Proyect Robert
Fisk Kevin
Zeese Joshua
Frank Sasha
Kramer Andrew
Wimmer Jeffrey
Webber Jeffrey
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May 7 / 8, 2005 Alexander
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Leupp Saul
Landau Joe
DeRaymond Daniela
Ponce Heather
Williams Gregory
Elich Anis
Memon John
Chuckman Mike
Whitney Ron
Jacobs Colin
Kalmbacher Lance
Selfa Fred
Gardner Ben
Tripp Mickey
Z. Richard
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Yoshioka Sam
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Lindorff Kevin
Zeese Joshua
Frank Dan
Bacher P.
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Hassen Kevin
Zeese Michael
Leonardi Bennett
Ramberg Ray
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Colson Brian
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Walsh Greg
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Floyd Linda
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Weekend Edition A Cautionary TaleThe Wayward AirplaneBy BEN TRIPP We had another one of those terror alert thingies just the other day. A small airplane flew very close to the capitol buildings where they used to run the US government. 35,000 human beings, plus the entire legislature, were evacuated from the area. The government was shut down and America's #1 librarian was hustled down into the secret war bunkers underneath the undisclosed location. Fighter jets chased after the small airplane. To read the news accounts, the guys flying the small airplane must have been pretty foggy on events of the last few years, because they were buzzing along closer and closer to the pretty round-topped building with all the columns in front until they noticed all the planes with missiles around them. I regret missing the fun, but
I was terribly busy working and didn't hear about it until it
was all over. This puts me in the company of only one other
guy: the president. Yes, kiddies, gather round Uncle's knee
and I'll tell you a tale. The president, which is what we call
George W. Bush for lack of a spicier vilification, was riding
his bicycle through a pleasant wooded area while the United States
capitol was being evacuated. This may not seem like a big deal
to you, but for George it's a very big deal indeed, because this
was a Around and around the path he rode, and meanwhile tens of thousands of terrified federal workers were evacuating in all directions only a few miles away. Around and around. Now George doesn't ride his bicycle alone, because that would be very dangerous (if you're him). He has lots and lots of bodyguards with special devices inserted in their ears that allow them to communicate with other people far away, just like George wore during the debates. People in the capitol told them all about how the small airplane was flying closer and closer to George's place of employment (when you think about it, a terrorist would have to be really stupid to attack George's office, because the odds of George being there are so slim. Ever noticed how whenever anything happens, George is interrupted during a vacation at his ranch in Joan Crawford, Texas? That's because he's always on vacation. I think people might start catching on, if they're ever so clever like you are, children.) The Secret Service, which is what George's bodyguards are called on account of it sounds cool, all knew about the situation at the capitol right away. But for another three-quarters of an hour, nobody told George. He just rode around and around. When I was very small, people said the president should be in charge of things. Certainly this is the impression I got from movies and things. The president is the man that comes into the room and bangs his fist on the desk and yells, "Stalemate? Like hell it is, we're going in there!" and sends the fighter jets laden with Rambo to go blow up the bad guys. George has even cultivated this image himself. Remember when he landed on that aircraft carrier wearing that butch S&M harness? But there wasn't really anything going on at the time. Now we have a real emergency! George could ride his bike all the way back to the office, jog up the steps, and shoot down the wayward airplane all by himself with the flak guns on the roof of the White House. Can do! Right stuff! But he didn't. The Secret Service let him ride his bicycle in peace. Here's what I'm getting at, gang. It's okay if I don't know what's going on in Washington. I'm even busier than the president, after all, and I need to concentrate pretty hard in the late mornings to get anything done. I've told my people, "Nobody bother me with federal emergencies, I'm working." And that's okay, because I'm not running the country. But it really bothers me that George W. Bush, who is ostensibly in charge of country-running activities, has clearly told his people something similar. Except what he told them was, "Nobody bother me with federal emergencies, I'm riding my bicycle." I think it's time somebody told our pal George that he's not running the parks & recreation department, he's running the entire nation. It's enough to make a fellow evacuate. Ben Tripp is an independent filmmaker and all-around
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